Throwing Tomatoes

Alien vs Ninja (2010)

This episode of Throwing Tomatoes is a birthday special! The birthday bean, Adam, chose a terrible wire-fu movie about dolphins wearing pants, an alien with a vaping problem, and the slow and painful deaths of the cohosts of this show. Join the host Adam (Some Dumb Ninja), co-hosts: John (Beetlesaurus) and Xander, and guest, Eli as they flip an alien butter-side-up in Alien vs Ninja (2010).

Troy (2004)

On this episode of Throwing Tomatoes, the random number generator selects a sword and sandals action movie about Achilles' "roommate", the Greek island of Alabama, and the real hero of the Trojan War: the random woodcarver. Join the host Adam (Some Dumb Ninja), co-hosts: John (Beetlesaurus) and Xander, and guest, Eli as they storm the beachhead in Troy (2004).

Farewell to the King (1989)

On this episode of Throwing Tomatoes, the random number generator selects an action-less movie about dragon tattoos, sporadic gunfights, and slipping down a waterfall. Join the host Adam (Some Dumb Ninja), co-hosts: John (Beetlesaurus) and Xander, and guest, Rae as they try to stay awake in the day-for-night in Farewell to the King (1989).

John Carter (2012)

On this episode of Throwing Tomatoes, the random number generator selects an action-adventure movie about bald assholes with world domination plans, Zoom calls across Mars, and squirting Mars Milk. Join the host Adam (Some Dumb Ninja), co-hosts: John (Beetlesaurus) and Xander, and guest, Rae for the Phil Collins-less return to space monkey in John Carter (2012).

Heartbreak Ridge (1984)

On this episode of Throwing Tomatoes, the random number generator selects a humorous war movie about having to change matching shirts, nicknames of varying quality, and a very distinctive noise. Join the host Adam (Some Dumb Ninja), and co-hosts: John (Beetlesaurus) and Xander as they land on the tropical warzone of Grenada in Heartbreak Ridge (1984).

Hannibal (2001)

On this episode of Throwing Tomatoes, the random number generator selects a pretentious "horror" movie about terrible police (both officers and procedure), multiple unusual wounds, and magic payphones. Join the host Adam (Some Dumb Ninja), and co-hosts: John (Beetlesaurus) and Xander as they suffer through the boring and aggravating return to the status quo in Hannibal (2001).

Jungle Cruise (2021)

On this episode of Throwing Tomatoes, we get caught up on 2021 movies! The random number generator selects a Disney movie based on a ride about the 8th Wonder of the World, U-Boat hijinks, and a single spy bee. Join the host Adam (Some Dumb Ninja), and guests: Xander and John (Beetlesaurus), for a trip down Dad-Joke-River in Jungle Cruise (2021).

Raya and the Last Dragon (2021)

On this episode of Throwing Tomatoes, we get caught up on 2021 movies! The random number generator selects a musical-less Disney animated movie about collecting gems with a shopvac, a nervous millennial Elsa dragon, and a troop of densely-packed monkeys. Join the host Adam (Some Dumb Ninja), and guests: Xander and John (Beetlesaurus), for a fetch quest with Ms. Trust Issues in Raya and the Last Dragon (2021).

Santa’s Slay (2005)

On this episode of Throwing Tomatoes, the Holiday special, Throwing Snowballs, ends! The holly jolly random number generator selects a wrestler-helmed Christmas horror movie about demonic curling, Kool-Aid Man Santa, and jokes in poor taste. Join the host Adam (Some Dumb Ninja), and guests: Noah, Rae (SleepySweetFlower), and John (Beetlesaurus), for the boy's locker room version of a Christmas adventure in Santa's Slay (2005).

The Family Man (2000)

On this episode of Throwing Tomatoes, the Holiday special, Throwing Snowballs, begins! The holly jolly random number generator selects an American romantic fantasy comedy-drama movie about various infections, FORBES, and lots of cringe singing. Join the host Adam (Some Dumb Ninja), and guests: Noah, Rae (SleepySweetFlower), and John (Beetlesaurus), for the FBI case file for Nick Cage being an alien in exhibit A: The Family Man (2000).